A Calendar

Thursday was the day washed her lingerie. The teenage boys all swooned and the teenage girls all took notes.  She sometimes smoked cigars during the rinse cycle; this always got the crowds off.  Friday was the day teased all her wigs and wiglets.  The boys never came over on that day only the girls. Later she gave lectures on the use of foundation base and lip liner. Saturday she baked all day and nobody was allowed to come over. If the dared she would hiss at them like a snake through the mail slot. Sunday was the day she would tear a page from the bible read it aloud laugh hysterically then set it a flame. Monday she did nothing. She refused to get out of bed and wore no makeup. She would eat no food and only drink water. Tuesday was the day of the week she ate unless she was having her period.  Wednesday was the day she painted her nails and paid bills while cursing.  She took the entire month of July off.