Wednesday, December 21, 2016

Ugly Paramedics

“Oh My God!”  She could barely talk but was able to shout it out.  “What? What?” Everyone asked. “I swallowed my lipstick!” she shrieked, “It was an accident!”  Paramedics were called but dismissed because they were ugly.  Someone produced a piping hot chocolate crepe and that seemed to cure her.  She went out later for a small drink. The bartender upon hearing her story gave her drinks gratis!

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